it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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