She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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