Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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