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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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