Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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