I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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