Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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