HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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