Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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