Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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