Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
