Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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