it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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