Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize