i barfeds in our rink
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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