thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Two words: blizzard sex
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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