So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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