I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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