How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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