You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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