Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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