yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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