She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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