you win again, gameday.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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