normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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