you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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