Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
oh god the rape fog is back!
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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