idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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