He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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