sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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