Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We're too hungover to prance.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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