I wish i was in the wii world.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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