is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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