I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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