butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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