he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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