That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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