Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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