I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
