Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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