I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
