Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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