Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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