Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Randomize
