you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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