So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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