She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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