So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
