let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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