I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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