I'm drive I can fine osifer
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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