I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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