some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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