have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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