You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
