awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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