I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
