All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
