didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
