I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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