Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
wow bdsm is so cute
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