Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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