Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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