He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
soo... how was my night?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
